Sometimes I want to legally change my last name to Lea to prevent confusion, since roughly 48% of friends and acquaintances know me as "Amandalea" anyway. Then I think about the fact that I will have to spell my last name for the rest of my life. Then I think about changing my last name to Lee. Then I think about the fact that my (Irish) coworker's last name is Lee and she may wonder if I am secretly in love with her and am getting ready to propose that we (legally!) get married. But, all of this would be offset by the fact that I will have a great last name that may or may not create small amounts of racial confusion and broaden others' horizons. Who knows?
I feel like riding my scooter really fast (which means 45 mph) and listening to Guitar Wolf in skintight black jeans. I need to befriend more delinquents and make this happen.
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